The Most Common Terms for Being Drunk

top terms for being drunk Beerfest Drunk BarryIf you are a beer drinker, chances are you have either been described by others or by yourself with one of the terms below. I am sure I did not get them all but I think I covered the most popular ones. When making this list the “Asshole” scene in Beerfest where Barry, Jay Chandrasekhar, comes to mind…Barry is playing the game asshole and as a result of being punished as the asshole, he gets hammered. The scene that follows is hilarious (and one you do not want to experience, especially if you know how it ends).

So here is the list of most common terms for being drunk:

  • Amped
  • Bent
  • Blacked-out
  • Blasted
  • Blind
  • Blitzed
  • Blotto
  • Bombed
  • Buzzed
  • Clobbered
  • Crocked
  • Destroyed
  • Drunk
  • Fried
  • FUBAR (F#$*ed Up Beyond All Reality)
  • F#$*ed Up
  • Hammered
  • High
  • Hooched Up
  • Intoxicated
  • Inebriated
  • Juiced
  • Loaded
  • Looped (Loopy)
  • Liquored-up
  • Mellow
  • Obliterated
  • On a Bender
  • Passed Out
  • Pickled
  • Plastered
  • Pissed
  • Pie-eyed
  • Plowed
  • Polluted
  • Ripped
  • Sauced
  • Shnockered
  • Sloshed
  • Stoned (dual meaning here)
  • Shit-faced
  • Smashed
  • Soused
  • Tanked
  • Toasted
  • Trashed
  • Twisted
  • Wasted
  • Wiped-out
  • Wrecked
  • Zoned

…and feel free to add to the list in the “post a comment” area below!

Matthew O'Brien

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